Here is a dream job opportunity. Drinking.
by Stii
Saw this ad on Gumtree of a guy called Robert who is tired of drinking alone and are willing to pay anyone who can “get falling down drunk and still drink the next day”. Classic! Golden opportunity. Give Robert a call on 083 630 6367 if you think you qualify.
I unfortunately don’t have a link to the ad as it were mailed to me. Thanx Henkster!
This link is still cached on google
http://209.85.229.132/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=com.ubuntu%3Aen-US%3Aunofficial&hs=aUz&q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fcapetown.gumtree.co.za%2Fc-Jobs-general-jobs-Willing-to-pay-to-Drink-W0QQAdIdZ103131599&btnG=Search&meta=
don’t know how long it will be cached for though
lol