Es Tea Double Eye

Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it. Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word? Prospective client: Yes. Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it. from http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/

Only, this time it sounds unreal and stupid! If you’re a freelancer or have been one in the past, you’d enjoy this!