Tshirt Hell is not for the sensitive! Be warned.

In January, Tshirt Hell announced that it was closing it’s doors after one too many hate mail. Sunshine Megatron said he has had enough of it. The announcement went as far as Techcrunch announcing the closure. Quite frankly, it was pretty believable if you look at some of their shirts:
“Arrest Black Babies Before They Become Criminals”
“Arrest White Babies Before They Become Child Molesting, Serial Killing, Whale Watching, Corporate Thugs”
“Slavery gets shit done”
Tonight, they announced:
“T-Shirt Hell going out of business? Really? Because of some hate mail? Are you fucking kidding me?”
“Do you really think I would hang it all up because of hate mail? Give me a break…the site is called T-Shirt Hell.”
Brilliant ploy. They ran a close out sale for a couple of weeks due to this news.
Here is the result:
“We were never…ever…leaving in the first place. Let’s just call it tough love. Sometimes you need to kick your loved ones in the assholes to get them to satisfy their need for awesome t-shirts (and to fill my bank account). I know a lot of our fans are stingy motherfuckers and need to be “inspired” to get off their fat asses to spend money in ways that truly enhance lives and bring joy to the world. Well, that’s what I did.”
“In 3 weeks, I’ve done EXACTLY what is needed to stimulate any economy..and that is to get people to open their wallets. Not only did the last 3 weeks save jobs at T-Shirt Hell, they’ve opened up a whole new world to the people who had never bought our shirts until now.”
Now before you go and announce you’re closing down and are having a closing sale, I suggest you re-think. It worked for Tshirt Hell since, well, its Tshirt Hell! It is not going to work for everyone.
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