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Well, dude, sorry to hear about your shit! Have a nice life, or should I say death? Anyway, R.I.P. and Feliz Navidad.
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Ahh, Justin, bro, I think we all share your sentiments. In fact, if he complies there should be a lot of happy Justins around!
Dude. This will be the last time we receive a spam newsletter from you. I’m so tired of having to unsubscribe our email addresses from companies that you work with. To be clear, I’d like the following email addresses removed:
1) Anything that ends in @afrigator.com
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3) Anything that uses any of my personal email addresses: justin[at]hartman.me, justin[at]hartmanlife.com, in fact remove any justin@ email from all your lists.If this happens again I am reporting you to the ISP’s concerned as well as your clients.
I’ve told you before about the creativeness of comment spammers. This week’s flavours are lame ass jokes. Here is a couple found trapped in Akismet:
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I’ve always known SPAMMERS have a shit sense of humor. :P
Every now and again I check my Akismet spam section in Wordpress to see if there is legitimate comments that gets trapped as spam. So I notice a couple of comments from people I know well being trapped as spam. At first I thought that was strange and clicked the Approve link to un-spam it. A bit further down I saw another bunch of comments from well known people also trapped. Then I saw, waaaait a minute! The email addresses and the URL’s does not match up.
I realised that I just fell for their stupid tactic. Ugh, dumb! I should have known to simply trust Akismet. It has never let me down before, why would it now?
Here is a comparison between the two comments. One legitimate, the other fake. If only these spammers would stop doing shady stuff and start applying their immense creativity and skills to real business… Too much hard work I suppose!
One of my all time favorite web resources, Webmonkey.com, seems to be punting some online pharmacy selling Cialis. The article is almost written in line with their other stuff, which makes it almost not look like SPAM… I’m sure they would rectify this if they see it.
Here is a screen shot of the article:
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