This is an Internet company? Oh, really?

by Stii

Well, you’ve done a shit hot job in fooling me! Well done. Now can we actually just put jokes aside, since some of us actually would love to fix bugs, commit changes to SVN, ag, you know, trivial stuff like that really.

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Oh and please don’t worry about Gatorpeeps and Twitter. We just hang around on there to get through our days, on our way to another December debauchery. Can’t wait for December…

That squid proxy is the shit! It pwns the interwebs. No, really. The entire fucking Internet is on there. Only problem is that it is slightly outdated, but that’s ok. I mean, who needs the latest stuff anyways? It is way overrated in any case.

I really find it hilarious when a 3 MB download tells me that the expected time to completion is 3 days 18 hours. Isn’t that just the funniest thing. EVER?

Oh, and yes, I know Telkom is the Devil from hell, but I think they are SERIOUSLY doing a number on your ass! I’ve got a Telkom ADSL line at home, but it is like 1000 times quicker and the SSH port is not shaped half as bad as here! I’d talk with someone, because this cannot be fair. Normally big million dollar corporations get the preferential treatment. Not snotty individuals!

You’re clearly doing something wrong :/